Jew Camp

A Camp where most Jews spend the majority of their summers, usually run by the NFTY organization.

At reformed Jewish camps, the point of attending is to get layed and get drunk. This is usually where mpst Jews explore their sexuality for the first time.
A place to get away from all craziness and restricting adults to be able to do whatever they want, that is if they get good counselors.

Usually, once a jew attends a Jew Camp, they never want to leave.

Gary: McKinley needs to experience "The Ultimate"!
J.J.: You mean, penis-in-vagina?
Gary: No, dickhead, sex.

-Wet Hot American Summer

what Jews aim for at Jew Camp...

by Ereekita November 08, 2005

Jew Job

The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ

Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?

by spkoty October 12, 2009

Jew Bagel

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006

Jew Boy

name given to someone who acts like a jew.

You're playing a game and get to pick who's going to be out.."umm........JEW BOY!"

by jewboyboy May 02, 2009

fake Jew

A person who gets caught selling books pretending to be a Holocaust survivor.

Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.

by Mindraker January 01, 2009

Jew Hot

A guy/girl who wouldn't be considered hot in the general population, but amongst other Jews, they are the best available.

Guy 1; Miriam is looking good today!

Guy 2; Yeah, but only compared to the rest of the chicks in synagouge

Guy 1; true, she is totally only Jew Hot

Guy 2; she doesnt compare to the shiksa's

by tellitlikeitis111 April 13, 2009

jew mage

A mage in World of Warcraft that doesn't give food or water to anyone that asks for it.

Random Nub: "Hey, can I get some water and food, please?"
Mage: "No!"
Random Nub: "Wow, you're a Jew Mage!"

by bobbo da clown December 29, 2007