chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.

she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.

by group of four April 9, 2013

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.

Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.

by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017

Arse Belonger

Someone of homosexual orientation

Get away from my dog, you arse belonger.

by putyourdogonalesh September 20, 2010

Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner

Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome

by FrankHank November 16, 2016

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003