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penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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Venetian Arsenal

A sexual position in where two penises or other similar objects are inserted simultaneously into another's orifice.
"Damn, I heard that Kathy got the venetian arsenal last night, there is no way she is walking after that".
"Two pipes are always greater than one my brother"
by SPRM_ October 4, 2022
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The_arsenal_gunner1886

Arsenal is defined as having a surplus of weapon's that is in someones possession. There can be a variety of weapon's in these arsenals. In this instance this arsenal is was a unique one used back in 1886 which was made of manure. These people also called "gunners" would take the manure and stuff a canvas bag (referred as the mouth) as full as they could then tie the top leaving a small hole so they could pack it more just to where it was oozing out of the mouth. They would then take a tiny explosive and inserted it into the mouth. Reports have been made that the men found this to be very funny looking and said it reminded them of something inappropriate I won't name it specifically. They would then light the explosive and with a specially made catapult launch it at the opposing forces. Some men continued the practice after their duty ended.
The_arsenal_gunner1886 were the lowest ranked men who used primitive weaponry, such as the manure catapult.
by MagicTheStud February 16, 2023
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The Arsenal Video

A video depicting characters from the ROBLOX game "Arsenal" in gay porn. Its commonly paired withvthe song "Ballin". It contains a sniper spying on two other people on the map having gay sex.
A: I just sent The Arsenal Video!

B: Why my wee wee go up?
by Purple_Tomato May 4, 2023
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von Asen

Royal German family known since the Saxon Wars of Charlemagne
The House of Asen (von Asen) is a royal family
by timvonasen July 30, 2023
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Omni-Absence

The total void where all presence ceases, yet possibility remains.
In the silence of the cosmos, omni-absence holds space for what is yet to be born.
by PKJ10 October 10, 2024
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Anti-Arsenal Racism

A term used to describe systematic and sustained discrimination against Arsenal Football Club, its players, and its supporters within football institutions and discourse. This discrimination is perceived through disproportionate criticism, harsher media narratives, inconsistent refereeing decisions, and the normalization of negative stereotypes about the club and its fanbase.

Anti-Arsenal racism is often characterized by unequal standards: actions by Arsenal players being judged more severely than identical actions by players from other elite clubs, alongside the routine dismissal of Arsenal supporters’ concerns as delusional or conspiratorial.

Characteristics:

Persistent framing of Arsenal failures as cultural or moral flaws rather than situational or tactical issues

Refereeing inconsistencies that disadvantage Arsenal in comparable match situations

Media narratives that minimize Arsenal achievements while amplifying shortcomings

Stereotyping Arsenal fans as “overemotional,” “entitled,” or “out of touch with reality”

Impact:
Supporters argue that anti-Arsenal racism contributes to institutional bias, erodes competitive fairness, and shapes public perception of the club in ways that are difficult to reverse, regardless of on-field performance.
Bottom Kopite: Shut up Filthy Gooner
Top Gooner: Enough with the Anti-Arsenal Racism
by MuhGnr January 29, 2026
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