According to the books

When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.

According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.

by Magic_t31 October 10, 2015

Accumodating

when a woman/man completely takes care of a man's/woman's needs entirely... leaving him/her completely drained...

I hooked up with this cougar last night... very accumodating

by The blonde bearded fox May 19, 2017

Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.

Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark

by CptThunder thighs August 16, 2017

Accreit

Dj Khaled’s Pronounciation of Accurate.

Thats Accreit.

by KaydensMom May 18, 2018

accliminator

The ultimate tier of friendship, often found through a forgery of the greatest bromance

Yo man, look at that Felix dude he's such an accliminator to his friends.

by TrueFactsJustForYou May 24, 2018

Accidental Bookmark

During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.

I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.

by AssManAndy January 9, 2019

Accurately inaccurate

The expressed measurement wasnt at scientific standards. The rate of change between measurements at different time points showed a precise rate of change.

My total body fat measurement wasnt accurate on the scale. But my rate of bodyfat lost was. My scale is Accurately inaccurate.

by Owenscott June 19, 2019