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Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.
Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.
by Machiep November 12, 2012
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BONG APP THE TITS

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"
Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !
by UrbanDictionary.OG November 10, 2019
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April 24

April 24 is Punch a Rapist Day. If you know a rapist, someone who makes rape jokes, justifies rape, defends rapists, or in any way fails to condemn rape, this is the day to punch them right on their smug misogynistic face.
Broseph: Dude why'd you punch me?
Broheim: It's April 24th!
by The Q Conspiracy April 20, 2021
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April 24

National Attack a Rapist day. This day was designated by rapists as a day to go on a rampage, but the ladies were not having it. So they prepared, and waited...
Theres an April 24 sale on pepper spray.
by wokebutasleep April 19, 2021
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APUSH

A year of regret, tears, no sleep, late nights filled with nightmares of Lyndon B. Johnson, migraines, procrastination, excessive notecards, useless annotations, mental breakdowns, falling GPAs, learning about American assholes, slowly watching your sanity disappear, questioning if Hamilton was president, lack of a social life, overthinking every single test question, calculating how many questions you can get wrong to avoid tedious review questions, and the approaching AP exam consisting of 55 multiple choice questions, 1 long essay, 4 short answers, and to top off this cruel and unusual punishment, the dreaded DBQ is the poisonous cherry on top. Basically the definition of the worst year of your life. Just hope that your teacher kirvs your grade at the end.
"Hey what are you doing today?" "Not much just apush-ing myself off a cliff. You?"
by yiKES!1one December 3, 2016
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Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day

March 10

First mentioned in early 2023 at a Boca Raton, Florida Planning and Zoning Meeting by a woman who identified herself as Ashley Cream.

The woman gave some numbers about how she believes Florida had the largest per capita population of "Sugar Daddies" in the US, with Miami, Palm Beach, and Boca with the highest concentration of "these aged benefactors."

"Sugar Daddies, both gay and straight, and yes, even Sugar Mommies, are responsible for college educations, cars, homes, rents, jets and the occasional body enhancement."

The woman said that "sugar daddies" help support "our local economy."

Also works with Sugar Mommies too.
Heather: Hey Sara! Whatcha doing Friday?
Sara: I'm celebrating Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day with Paul.

Heather: I gotta get me one of those.
by NobeeCares March 5, 2023
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Apochrophon

"Apochrophon" , plural Apochrophi, is of Mid Century Greek of origin used to describe enigmatic scribbles found on scriptures from scrolls discovered in Cairo, Egypt beside a famous oasis, where strange mirage occur.
The apochrophon revealed secret teachings in the art of inviting good karma.
by Oxxy_Montalvy October 1, 2016
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