Human Soup

The water used while one soaks in a bath, where ingredients normally include sweat, soap products, dirt, urine and occasionally specs of feces.

They say I make the best human soup. The real secret is waiting a week or two between baths. Adds flavor and excitement, without the need of adding additional salt.

by SeiRruf March 30, 2015

human sandcastle

When a male ejaculates and or nuts on a females face after receiving fellatio (aka- Head) on the beach, the male then reaches and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on the face of the recipient (aka the female) drenched in semen, resulting in a human sandcastle.

While on spring break in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, Brett gave Erynn a human sandcastle on the beach after a stimulating round of fellatio.

by Mathew25693 February 3, 2008

Human Chanel

Hailing from BLACKPINK, Jennie Kim a.k.a Human Chanel for her expensive fashion style.

" Did you see what Jennie wore last week she can make anything look expensive, Human Chanel indeed."

by Jensetter123 December 20, 2020

human suit

Pulling yourself together in a usually futile attempt to not look blasted after a gnarly sesh with the boys

- “You know that feeling of putting your human suit back on 10 minutes after a solid sesh”
- “Bro put on your human suit we gotta go”
- “I’m tweaking they know” “Don’t worry your human suit is solid”

by Spud2000 August 3, 2020

Human Spam

A person who is incredibly annoying and worthless in a situation. Someone who cannot add meaning, quality or substance to a solution.

"That guy from the computer store was total Human Spam. He couldn't even explain what he was talking about. His presence at the meeting was a waste."

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

by Config December 28, 2019

human sandpaper

The type of person who rubs everyone the wrong way. A person who cannot show any compassion, caring, sympathy, or empathy towards living creatures. They do not consider how their words or actions affect others and will not listen to suggestions or constructive criticism. In short, an extremely rude person who does not care that they are rude.

My boss goes out of his way to make other people feel useless. None of my co-workers like him. He's human sandpaper.

by billy crash-cradic December 21, 2021