Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present

(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap

by Cumgutters November 1, 2025

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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.

“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

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Wisconsin Mohawk

when the man inserts his Mohawk spike into a women's vagina and screams, "Who the biggest bird"

Last night I was Wisconsin mohawking this bitch I met on the street

by DOCKN November 20, 2025

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Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

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Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.

My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.

by Idofishbad December 1, 2025

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The act of smashing several slices of white bread into a gaping anus, and using a fist to pack the bread to the walls, creating a sort of soup bowl, and then filling it with cheese and semen. The 'bowl' is then farted out onto a table and covered with a cloche to keep warm.

"I wish my therapist would quit being a prude and give me a Wisconsin Bread-Bowl."

by PhatSphoincter December 23, 2025

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