Wisconsin Protein Bar

You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.

I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.

by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024

Wisconsin gold

Cheese, fruit of Wisconsin. Pure delicious Wisconsin cheese.

I love the sweet Wisconsin gold.

by zimmygirl777 January 18, 2025

Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.

"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."

by US Polo Assassin February 6, 2025

Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Wisconsin Wraparound

the act of hanging someone upside down and going above them and jerking them off

Me and Billy went too give give each other a Wisconsin Wraparound

by runitdownrandy April 9, 2025

Wisconsin Dih Pic

When you shove blue cheese up your urethra, insert a miniature camera, and proceed to ejaculate all of it into another man's rectum on video, then post it to YouTube Kids.

Malachi loved it when Samuel performed the Wisconsin Dih Pic inside him.

by C0ntm June 19, 2025

Wisconsin cheesestick

to shove a cheesestick up someones ass, jizz on it, and eat it.

I had a Wisconsin cheesestick last night.

by cooliggy427 June 26, 2025