weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter September 30, 2012

Vegas weekend

Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.

Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!

by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021

lost weekend

that friend we all have who is constantly too hammered to function.

"Sarah is such a lost weekend. Everytime she drinks with us, she is a shit storm."

by Chelleybelleyy March 18, 2017

Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.

I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.

by Shoresey January 19, 2021

weekend worrier

A person who engages in their chosen hobby only at the weekends, but, instead of enjoying themselves, spends the entire time preoccupied with troubling thoughts of a mostly mundane nature, e.g. office politics, family strife, the spectre of their own mortality.

'Yeah, I guess you could call me a 'weekend worrier'. Note how I pronounced 'worrier' /wʌri:ə/, not /wɒri:ə/', which is probably what you expected me to say... It's a play on words I sometimes do to amuse people, but usually just myself... Well, I like it... Aaanyway, great party, hey? Fleeting distraction from the universal certainty that we'll all be dead one day... Yep, nice talking to you, too.'

by L'esprit de l'escalier September 3, 2016

weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)

I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”

by Honeyandham June 26, 2018

weekend shoes

shoes that are too sexy for work/school so you save them for the weekend and then regret it the day later because your feet are so sore

I got some new heels, but they're just weekend shoes because i can't wear them on a regular basis.

by twurked February 7, 2015