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dry hump wednesday 

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.

Wonder Weiner Wednesday 

A magical weekly event celebrating the super hero Wonder Woman along with the mystical-ness of hotdogs!! Usually celebrated in the wearing of wonder woman and hotdog paraphernalia such as hotdog socks, wonder weiner t-shirts etc.

Related to The Flash Fridays and Marvel Mondays..
Person A: Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday!!!!
Person B: Thanks Bro!! Happy Wonder Weiner Wednesday to you too!

Rub it out wednesday

A challenge where you must rub one out for every Wednesday in a year
Hey Timmy, whoever doesn't forfeit first for "rub it out Wednesday" wins

No Pork Wednesday 

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.
No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!
No Pork Wednesday by Qorptocx December 12, 2018

wasted white girl wednesday 

The act of taking a white female between the ages of 21 and 29 out to a bar, buying all of her drinks in an attempt to get laid just to wind up home alone regretting the decision to take her out because shes a light weight that can't take dick
I finally found a female for wasted white girl wednesday this week!

Whack A Hoe Wednesday 

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!