hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

Wife Beater Wednesday

Wear a wife beater and beat your wife on a Wednesday

My wife can wait for wife beater wednesday

by bigCuhboose June 14, 2022

Wednesday

The part of the week where "I'm not like other girls" act like Wednesday Addams, and millenials wear pink sarcastically and ironically. (Also a random day of the week, but no one cares Ethan.)

P1 "Ugh, its another Wednesday..."
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)

by MelonKholy December 22, 2022

AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx

Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!

by anonymous February 8, 2024

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.

No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!

by Qorptocx December 12, 2018

Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020