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Oxford Wagon Rut

When you mount a woman for an aggressive titty fucking after having dropped a steamy pile without wiping so you leave a thick muddy streak down her abdomen.
I had the perfect shit last night, and to top it off I gave the old lady a nice Oxford Wagon Rut
by DomTuffy January 15, 2023
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tion wayne

hes fucking daddy so stfu i love him more than central cee tf
person 1 ; ' dyk tion wayne?'
person 2 ; 'yh wants innaya ennit?'
person 1 ; 'duh they are a power couple'
person 2 ; 'theyre so lucky 2 have eachother.'
by urmumlovesmybrain August 24, 2023
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wagoner

i sure bet that kolby is a wagoner
by kolbyretardass January 15, 2009
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Wayne Hearne

Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.

If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne
Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal
by Anoyed Customer March 6, 2005
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Wayne Chain

The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.

These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.

Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!

or


I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
by Jenburger October 6, 2008
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wayne tard

a person who assumes any song either by or featuring lil wayne is incredibly awesome, even if its horrible and sounds like all 500 of his other songs.
trey: yo man you diggin waynes new ish?

mike: yeah bro its completely original.

cory: yall is wayne tards.
by D1Z3W March 30, 2010
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timmy wagon

the vehicle used by timmy's and retards.. usually motorised
check out the mongles timmy wagon
by tartanbeastie February 14, 2004
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