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Road Warrior

Junk Punks and motor cycle riders who frequently travel, mostly on rat bikes, trying to "live on the edge" much like the original Road Warrior: Mad Max.(although Mad Max drove a Ford Falcon XB)

It's believed they'll do anything to get that next gallon of gasoline, from simple odd jobs, to theft, to outright murder.

They're also believed to settle disputes by riding side by side and beating each other until one Warrior has fallen, possibly being killed in the process, but definitely destroying the bike.
He's a real Road Warrior, man, I watched him fight a guy on his bike; he killed him, then went back for his gasoline.
by Zro the Desert Baron May 20, 2007
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Water Pikey

An itinerant social parasite found living on a barge on the British waterway network of rivers & canals. They can often be seen chugging along on the water, as they have to move at least once a fortnight in order to avoid having to pay their way. They are easily differentiated from recreational waterway users by looking at the face - the recreational user will generally look a bit stressed whilst the water pikey will be grinning like a smug twat at the thought of how clever they are in avoiding having to contribute towards the cost of the services they use. Most of them hope to one day live on dry land, a desire generally realised following the dubious acquisition of a caravan and a Ford Transit with a towbar.
Bad news chaps, the Water Pikey is on the way in - that's our nice, peaceful day at work well & truly nixed.
by Honest_Jon March 21, 2019
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Ultimate Warriored

Ultimate Warriored. Verb. During what would be a normal happening or event(I.E. a day at the park, beach, a wedding, kids birthday party, funeral) at a poorly picked moment one of your friends, family members, co-workers blast the ultimate warrior's theme music while flashing a strobe light. Then someone dressed in traditional ultimate warrior gear(tights, facepaint, muscle tassels, knee pads, elbow pads, and boots) bust through a door or window. (possibly a wall) He then proceeds to wreck everything that gets in his way, escape anyone who opposes him, and shake any ropes that are avaliable. After the damage is done the Ultimate Warrior then exits hastly to avoid a beating. All this is done at a sprint. If a strobe light is unavalible someone may flicker whatever lights are convienent.
Just clobbered best man: Jesus Christ that fucking guy wrecked everything.

Bride: Crying

Groom: Where did that music and the strobe light come from?

Groom's best friend: Dude you just got Ultimate Warriored
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Brown Water Boys

A group of top tank terrorists who go around shitting in the toilets of the people who done them wrong. Step on there feet, and your getting upper decked. Look at there girls, and your getting upper decked. Kick them out your parties,,, your getting upper decked.

They also go by other names such as Secret Stool Squad, Upper Deck Crew(UDC) and the Top Tank Terrorists. They currently have 6 members that dont play around. Using code words such as 'cranking a brown' ,'dropping bombs', 'dropping the cosby's in'', 'dropping brown Twinkies', 'watch the brown drop.
by Toliet July 30, 2009
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Duck in water

someone with or someone who seems to have a natural talent and/or enjoys using that talent.

A duck's body is naturally made to swim. It's body naturally floats so all it has to do is kick as it peacefully glides along the water.
Used in the context of "so-and-so is like a duck in water."

"The way you dance, you are like a duck in water."
by zxvbhvxz June 11, 2009
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Dead in the water

-idiom/phrase

Many different interpretations, but here's mine.

An idea or product that is hindered by lack of careful thought and planning and does not appeal to the masses. The fault usually falls upon the developer of the idea/product. When the product or idea is dispersed to the intended audience, the audience immediately dismisses it. The idea or product was doomed from start.
Here's an idea that takes 'dead in the water' to an epic level.

original post:
'was just thinking. my sister does -alot- of reading, and spends like $1000 a year on just books alone. most of them she reads once then never looks at again. is there any kind of like…video rental store but for books? would make things a lot cheaper, plus once one person has read one the next person can get enjoyment from it etc'

reply:
it's called a library
by ±0 November 12, 2010
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rare deep water jew

A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.
by Rare Deep Water Jew March 7, 2017
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