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Walking Vagina

A persistent male whiner; a male pussy. Also simply abbreviated in chatrooms as WV.
Stop being such a Walking Vagina and take it like a guy.
by Bill Peters August 3, 2004
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Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.
When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!
by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007
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walking atrocity

A man or woman whose physical appearance is simply beyond fucked up it is an atrocity
Son, I saw your boy the other day, dude had missin teeth and shit looks like he's doin bad. What? Yo for real? Yeah, a walking atrocity. Damn!
by godchef July 8, 2010
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walking hatred

a person who is notorious for walking around in hatered. or a person who hates everything and everyone.
(walking hatred)- "next person i see in a wheelchair is getting beat the fuck up!"
by WALKING HATRED February 21, 2011
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Walking contradiction fiend

- a genuine drug fiend who says they won't have any drugs

- snorts copious amounts of class A's and then declares it hardly happens

- at 6pm on a Friday the fiending starts despite it being just a casual drink

Often says things like:

"nooo, i'm being good this weekend, no drugs for me!"

"I think i'll just go for a walk at the weekend and get an early night"

"Nah I have no money anyway, you go ahead though I won't have any"

"I'm a professional, I don't even do drugs"

- you can recognise a WCF when at 7am they are carpet surfing and looking under things for more drugs

-they can become angry and distressed unless provided with drugs quickly, despite saying they didn't need more

- more fiendish than any type of fiend, because at the end of the day, they know they are a mess

- they will snort anything

- quite often come across as very professional people who work hard and earn money in a respectful way, however weekends ruin them

- might dress as animals when high wired
"Woah, look at that guy who said he wouldn't do drugs, now he is scuttling round, he is a walking contradiction fiend!"

"I thought he was really professional, I would never have known he was such a contradiction!"

"he said he would be good at the weekend and do no drugs, now he is licking the table and floor for leftovers"
by OncaPardus August 14, 2012
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Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.
Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!
by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012
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Walking on water

When your sitting on the toilet and your balls hang down and touch the water
Dude I just took a massive dump and I was Walking on water the whole time
by im bjorn June 22, 2019
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