Sir Vollhoffer

Sir Vollhoffer is a demonic gigger that listens to fowl fowl city and flogs to it like a demean. he flogs and flogs to it so much he gets scabs and cuts. hes so mad that he puts peanut butter all over his cuts and lets nigger's lick it off that gets him off. also the illustrious Sir Vollhoffer is an accomplise to the monster known as professor J.Stafford another member of this anti-semetic brigade is Mr.French its just demonic. P.S Republican Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerley,
Dr.C.Leland

Sir Vollhoffer is a mad demon

by Dr.C.Leland April 11, 2010

Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards

Oh crap, I got a voodoo volcanic header!

by Seles April 23, 2011

Popcorn Volcano

Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.

While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.

by kidgoat April 24, 2011

Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.

Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"

by Silz Kirby September 1, 2011

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Sad Volcano

I . When a male is engaging in an act of vigorous masterbation and is ready to induce a romantic explosion. However, the contents of the scene in the pornographic film unexpectedly switches to less desirable content after the masterbater has already committed to purging gametes. The resulting effect is the masterbater attempting to cease the ejaculation but experiences a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

II . When a male is participating in sexual courtship with a female that is ravenously performing either oral pleasure, an eych-jay, or intercourse in an overly zealous manner causing the male to lose control of his mojo. The male tries to stop the sensation but is too late resulting in a low force expulsion of seminal fluid.

Note***
No orgasm is experienced during a sad volcano . . .
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Examples:

I . Ya this one time I was watchin' a random video I found and it seemed legit so I took a gamble and committed before fast forwarding and then the scene switched to a zoom-in of some random guy beating off in the background. . . I tried to stop but it was a sad volcano.

II . Dasheekee was givin' me an eych-jay and then just stuck it in while we were watchin' Legend of the Hidden Temple on Nickelodeon but it felt too bomb so I told her to stop moving but it was too late . . . sad volcano.

by draconistheory.blogspot.com October 19, 2012

Cincinnati volcano

When you take a dump on an airplane toilet that is so big you gotta get up and take a look. In that moment of excitement, you forget to put the seat down and hit the flush button. The vacuum toilet sprays excrement all over you and the bathroom.

Hey Greg, did you pack an extra shirt in your carry-on? I just had a Cincinnati volcano in the bathroom.

by Tbutter November 7, 2015