Shorter Vision

a phenomenon that occurs while upon your studies at Shorter Sniversity. This phenomenon makes physically unattractive persons appear attractive because of the lack of attractive females.

Bro!! "She is so hot i would rail her 5 times."

What the fuck? Shes like a 3. you must have shorter vision.

by Chase Welch October 23, 2011

Hype-vision

When you become blind to how bad a game or other piece of media is, due to the advertising and hype built up around it. Causing you to defend a clearly bad piece of content from criticism for no reason.

Similar to tunnel-vision

People had really bad hype-vision for fallout 76 when it first came out, the games still crap but it’s getting better.

by CrocTheTerrible October 9, 2021

Those Heat Visions were G

A kamlachoda instagram Bio used by people who have no clue what things mean in english and think using a random assortment of words make them look knowledgeable.

What the fuck does those heat visions were G even mean?

by eshayatraizz July 11, 2021

Apple Vision Pro 2

now with the m5 chip and new headband design.

The Apple Vision Pro 2 is here.

by why are russian girls so cute October 18, 2025

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

nut vision

A short girl who's eye level is close to a mans penis at all times standing up and craves every niggas nuts

"Damn that hoe always be at nut vision"

by STRAIGHTSAVAGE June 29, 2015