valentines day

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.
best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no
by friendly neighborhood italian February 08, 2020
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Sarah Valentine

The world's most beautiful and amazing woman. Unofficially the 8th wonder of the world. Some say Toga and her would be the ideal couple.
Man I saw Sarah Valentine the other day and it was love at first sight!
by Togaaaa November 23, 2021
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life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 26, 2022
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pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.
The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness
by Theamazinggeek January 14, 2018
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ramleathal Valentine

A dumbass skill-less character in the game: Guilty Gear Strive. She's just retarded coomer bait and has no personality and pails in comparison to the giga chad: Sol badguy.
Kid: I love ramleathal she's my waifu Dad: fuck off ramleathal Valentine sucks balls. Kid: BUT THE TEIRLISTS!!!! dad: leaves and never comes back
by Sugon69 December 10, 2023
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Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't
Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole
by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021
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Valentine's Day 2

"Valentine's Day 2: For The Gays"
The day after Valentine's Day that you celebrate with your partner because your/their homophobic parent(s) won't let you see each other on Valentine's Day
"Sorry, my mom won't let me celebrate Valentine's Day with you"
"It's ok, we can organize something for Valentine's Day 2!"
"huh?"
by Cooblap February 11, 2020
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