When Valentine’s Day falls after Friday the 13th, it is considered the Valentine’s Day of Doom. Arguments, breakups, and cheating usually occurs on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
It’s Valentine’s Day and my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. But yesterday was Friday the 13th so I guess that’s just how things are on the Valentine’s Day of Doom.
by OG Zus February 13, 2026
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Mwahahaha, it’s raining on Valentine’s Day! Look at how miserable all these couples are!
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
I am the biggest Valentine’s Grinch of them all. I hate Valentine’s Day so much.
by Shepherd Guy February 17, 2026
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Guy 1 - How did it go last night with that girl
Guy 2 - I'm pretty sure she gave me a gypsy valentine
Guy 2 - I'm pretty sure she gave me a gypsy valentine
by John Water April 5, 2011
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Jill: Hey Tim, wanna be my fake valentine?
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
Tim: Yeah, sure..I don't have a valentine this year so why not..
by annanicole819 March 27, 2012
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Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
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When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
by Sexydimma September 24, 2014
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