Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017

Valentine's day

Also known as national crippling depression day

Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day

by ThatOneBaldyFromTheSmashClub February 15, 2018

Valentine’s Day

Another excuse, aside from Halloween, for school-aged children to binge on candy

When I was in elementary school, I binged on candy on Valentine’s Day one year. I paid dearly for it by puking on the white carpet in the middle of the night.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 February 15, 2018

Valentinean

A person, consumed by the need of sex, love and candy, becomes a valentinean. They are known to cause rape, theft, and cheating in the pursuit of their goal. (Note: ONLY occurs on February 14th)

Dude! Did you see in the news? A Valentinean just robbed that store of all its candy!

by Termitaterz February 14, 2018

Valentines Baby

The reason why there is a spike of younger siblings with mid-November birthdays

" My birthday is November 14th"

"Ah, so you were a Valentines Baby"

by WaterYellun March 18, 2018

Valentine's day

Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.

Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?

by POTETÅKER February 12, 2019

valentinka

Valentinka is a very beautiful girl she loves everyone, she might be a little crazy and awkward, you might not want to be her friend at first but once you get to know her you'll love her for ever.!!

Person 1:Valentinka is wired
Person 2:but she's hell a nice

by Teddy Bear's June 22, 2019