turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior March 10, 2012

Tu7tle

A tu7tle is an internet warrior, who disobeys the laws of 1337 (leet) speak. As you can see, instead of there being an 'r' there is a '7'. Usually a 7 would represent a 'T', so he has clearly failed here. This is why he isn't known on youchoob.

"Hey Steve! Have you seen Tu7tle's new montage?"
"Don't you mean Tur7le? lol"
"No, he's pretty retarded. The 7 is an r"
"Oh lol"

by DEUCES August 16, 2012

turtle and bunny

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.

The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.

by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014

turtlecell

An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.

person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!

by fakeneuron September 22, 2014

turtleneck dinosaur

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

by weenurrs October 25, 2014

turtlebackin

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014

turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.

"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"

by Carnthepear September 12, 2015