German U-Turn

The act of shagging a male and /or female in the arse while in the missionary position. In some cases requiring a bent or large and slightly flacid penis, due to required bending.

Joseph: So what did you two get up to last night?
James: I was on top, then decided to flop out the German U-Turn . . . straight in the arse!!1 haha
Joseph: NICE!!!!

by Joseph OsBeel Davey May 15, 2008

hot tina turner

A really old lady wearing a skirt and you can see her vag lips hanging out the bottom, Flapping in the wind.

Damn the woman has a hot tina turner

by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008

land trunt

A woman, more annoying than most, who refuses to stop talking. Usually blonde and white.

Molly: hey Henry!
Henry: silence land trunt!

by Notorious T.R.U.D. March 3, 2017

TURNGIDDY

very dizzy as from spinning around

The bubble-headed bleach blonde was nothing shy of turngiddy. As a matter of fact, she was lighter than a popcorn fart.

by weave September 22, 2003

turnage

Family name known for large dicks

Did you hear that turnage boy pierced her stomach

by TCal2020 May 19, 2017

turn of screen time

Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up

That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox

Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here

The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !

by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021

neck turner

Someone who turns and shakes their head at someone whenever they do something.

Wow, that pot-stirrer Zach is quite a neck turner

by Reverend Parris January 14, 2017