turkish

to say some thing dirty not neccercerily in a sex way

"ive got something realy turkish to tell you"

by the sword merchant (i sell swords in uk) January 9, 2004

turkish towel

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

by bobbyt June 18, 2006

Turkish kiss

When you squish together two anal rosebuds, resulting in a kissing sound

"Hey man, did you see that video I sent you last night?"
"Dude, that's gay. They were Turkish kissing."

by l3adcookie May 5, 2014

turkster

a smelly turk with lots of jewelery and KEBABS they're also very good at stealing and shud b shot

i will use my smelliness to rob a bank of its jewels and celebrate with a kebab

by Anonymous August 30, 2004

Turkish Trash Compactor

The act of placing a sausage up one's anus and squeezing the meat out into a waiting partner's mouth.

Yo, Terry totally just gave Matt a huge Turkish Trash Compactor

by Damn-Yankee November 19, 2007

turkish

A native of turkey that doesnt leave turkey i mean cmon whens the last time you saw a turkish person in USA. Someone that likes to hide in a country that is 53% gay which has gone down since 1978 by 4%(discovery ch).A turkish person is a mix of muslim,black,jewish.Is not good friends with their neigbors escpially Greece. Greece has been known to have many wars with Turkey.Turkish women are some of the ugliest people on earth(international magazine).Turkish are ranked second for smallest penis's next to china(Interesting facts of countries).

That person is Turkish.

by Dasachooya June 11, 2006

Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008