turks

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.

Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.

by Evergreen-Academy April 24, 2006

fried turkeys

The product you recieve from frying a turkey. Has anyone even tried this yet?

No one has tried to make fried turkeys yet. There can't be a definition.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

turkish pinata

After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues

Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

Turkey Bowl

The act of playing football on Thanksgiving.

Also a way to commemorate the great sport of football and giving thanks for it.

But, in all actuality.. you gotta' beat some ass and work up an appetite for later!

Steve: "Hey dude, you hear about the turkey bowl on Thursday?"

Eric: "Nah, I didn't.. but I'm down for sure."

by DoubleOh8AC December 15, 2008

turkey pants

Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.

OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!

by Commodore84 July 5, 2010

Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.

Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014

Turkish hug

Commonly used in tech and IT. A term for when one party changes already agreed upon terms or conditions or otherwise lies if there is a chance for them to exploit or gain something at the cost of the other party.

The company had agreed on a price for the new program, but upon learning how important it was for us they gave us a turkish hug by demanding more and more money for the finished product.

by Aialam July 8, 2023