This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
by Juic3HD December 5, 2019
Get the Plumber's Trumpet mug.The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.
Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.
by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019
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Get the Ducky Trumpet mug.Person 1: Can you fucking believe how selfish these people are?
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
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