The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.

Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....

by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019

Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Brody's truck

The epitome of a teenage boy's perfect truck. Beat to hell, and clapped out. It has that good ol' 7.3 Powerstroke. Something you know is a POS but you love it anyway.

Did you see Brody's truck? Yea. Maybe he's compensating for something.

by bigrig73606467 May 2, 2019

Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.

Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!

by Matthew678 May 8, 2019

Green Truck

A vehicle that is good enough to be a lot of fun but cheap enough to not give a shit what happens to it

Let me get the green truck to do a burn out through the bonfire

by Zealousvoyager October 14, 2019

trash truck

noun; a person of either gender that is a complete waste of space, does everything half assed, would screw over family members or best friends, doesn't care about their own children. Basically a piece of shit!

That trash truck T-Bone snitched on his own brother after his brother found out he fucked his old lady at his sons birthday party in the kids pool.

by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016