Trendy Lesbian

Trendy Lesbian is a female who, upon joining college/high school/equivalent, becomes friends with other loser feminists who have no time for "ordinary" and/or "normal" people.

The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.

When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.

The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.

Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.

Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.

Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?

Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.

Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.

Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.

Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.

Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.

by jagsnig July 22, 2010

rodent tendancies

"Rodent" is a term in itself that is much the same as "Rat", a term to describe someone who's behaviour is sneaky and likely to be connected with the underhand seduction of a potential shag. Except "Rodent" is a stronger derogatory description than "Rat". "Rodent tendancies" is a blanket description of the traits associated with the behavior of a rat/rodent.

You can tell Dean Boyle is a rat bastard because he has rodent tendancies.

Phil Dixon pretends to be a gentleman in front of the ladies, but his rodent tendancies are clear to the rest of us.

Paul Firth was displaying rodent tendancies when he was chatting up that minger last night. Rat.

I've got nothing against Jon Storer, but i'd be lying if i said he didn't have notorious rodent tendancies.

by Tedward McForeskin March 13, 2005

Trendle

A man who uses women

"Oh no, you didn't sleep with Gavin did you? He's such a Trendle"

by The real Lady July 3, 2012

trendie

Well, explanations of the term trendie are all very negative. It seems I define differently to what you all think. Agree or disagree, here I go: true, trendies are followers of fashion but NOT of townies, and are definately not wanting to be like them. Although trendies are commonly linked with townies, and in some cases do inherit some of their characteristics (usually their dress code), they are different. Different in the way they usually have some form of intellect and of decency. Perhaps you'd like to think of trendies as 'watered-down' versions of townies without the anti social behaviour. But if you take a look around, a large proportion of teenagers are trendies. This is a fact. In short: a trendie is a common fellow who follows in fashion, usually listening to mainstream music and demonstrates an acceptable amount of decency towards people.

Walk outside. If they have gelled hair, wearing denim, some jewery, and a brand-name t-shirt or other piece of clothing (e.g. adidas), you're looking at a trendie. NOT a townie, nor a person trying to be like one.

by Matt April 29, 2004

tenda

a notch. a thick notch. a thick dime piece

look at that tenda. Man she thick. Looking so good!!

by SHAKA OUT THE BAY AREA September 18, 2003

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

tender

Young, innocent girl

"I'll give you ten dollars and you can be my tender."

by Newby2 January 10, 2008