Topside

The Act Of Landing a Left/Right Hook straight onto the side of someone's head, when done effectively knocking onto their ass. (Top/Head, Side/Hook).

'If this prick keeps pissin me off then he's gettin a straight topside slap'

Jack - 'There was this right prick in the club last night'

Jon - 'Oh Yeah what did you do about it?'

Jack - 'Oh you know me, Just gave him a topside, that shut him up'

'Dont Watch That You'll Get a Topside' - Dizzee Rascal

by Nicky_Blue_Eyes August 20, 2010

Torpedo Torture

When one person indian burns there penis.

I heard people in prison torpedo torture each other for sexual enjoyment

by Craza Fool September 18, 2010

Torpedo

a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.

bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.

by madbonger October 26, 2010

Tops

It's when you go down on your girl or any girl for that matter

Damn my girl tops me so hard. She gets me SO WET when her toung goes inside me in feels like electricity is corsing through my veins.

by Thecarpet muncher July 7, 2014

Spam Torpedo

See Spam Dagger
An innuendo for the male genetalia
PENIS

They thrusted their spam torpedos into the huge gash and banged away until the warheads exploded with checmical goo

by kittenbot February 27, 2004

torpedo

a penis in the shape of a torpedo

deliquent has a torpedo cock

by josh richard January 25, 2004

Torpedo

A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat

Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!

by POWTMC December 23, 2006