toothbrush

A toothbrush is the thing my friend, Bobert, uses to masturbate with. Especially vibrating toothbrushes.

"omg, I was watching porn and bouncing on my toothbrush at the same time! *bounces*" - Bobert

by Nixie July 16, 2004

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

by Leoheart December 12, 2010

Tooheys

The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner

I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

saber-tooth

A woman over the age of 65 who targets men at least 20 years her junior to date. Similar to a cougar but over the age of 65. Since saber-tooth tigers are extinct, it ties into the fact that these women are much older and near extinction themselves.

Girl 1: "Check out the geezer on that hot guy!"
Girl 2: "Oh yea, she's a total saber-tooth."

by Scottie J + Road dog April 1, 2009

Red Tooth

when you are eating a girl out, and her bloody tampon ends up in your mouth, from vigerous eating out.

Roberto: what did you do last night?
Carmelo: i got a red tooth

by hugeeeeeeweeeeinnerrrr November 26, 2009

tooch

A kick ass percussionist and vocalist who is a necessity in any experimental pop band

tooch

by tooch October 6, 2003

Speak to me oh toothless one

The act or action of letting a fart rip.

Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.

by Seimer December 18, 2006