Tokyo Takeout

While receiving pleasurable oral from the hot asian hooker you paid fi' dollah for suckie from, the hooker stands and takes out the penis s/he's been keeping tucked away, slices open your scrotum, nuts on your nuts and wraps them up again like a to-go bag.

Jay: mmm, I like that.. wait, what are you doing
Hooker: *Takes out dick in a shanghai surprise*
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
Hooker: *Scrotal slashes and nuts on Jay's nuts then wraps them like a to-go bag*
Jay: AHHHH!!! I didn't want tokyo takeout god damnit!

by Jesus Smabba November 2, 2009

Tokage

The sacred act of getting high from smoking cannabis. The word is pronounced Toe-kog-a, and sounds somewhat Japanese. This is not the actual actual Japanese word but a corruption of the slang term "Tokeage".

"On 420 were going to have a massive Tokage session."
"Do you practice Tokage?"
"I am a Tokage master."
"The Tokage is strong with this one."
"Pigs disrespect the sacred Tokage."

by Lifixs May 15, 2010

tokyo rose

a Rock / Punk / Emo band from New Brunswick, NJ that isn't probably known well. band memembers are Ryan Dominguez, Chris Poulsen, Josh Lurie, and Shawn Fichtner

Tokyo Rose is some unknown band that I'm the only one who knows!

by supergirl2112 July 30, 2008

Tokyo Ghoul :RE

By far the worst anime that has ever been made. This piece of shit was most likely directed and animated by a drink toddler.

Adam: Hey, I heard Zane likes Tokyo Ghoul :RE

Ken: Seriously? What a fucking degenrate.

by Nyx_Dolly November 2, 2019

morons today

online radio program including such characters as the monkey in castlevania and general bob. the only remaining archive is available at doorknob.tk

morons today is hella tight word totally yeah awesome etc word hella word

by Mr M. Ister May 27, 2004

Tokyo Sandblaster

After the act of having sex on the beach the man will ejaculate all the semen and leftover sand from the beach sex onto his partners face...all the while screaming, Banzai!!!

We had sex on the beach, and I don't mean the drink and I gave her the ole Tokyo Sandblaster...

by new2u November 12, 2010

Today years old

A phrase grown adults who haven’t lost their virginity yet and still live in their parent’s basement say when they heard something on the internet that usually isn’t true.

I was today years old when I learned that guitar strings are actually made for cutting cheese cubes.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 5, 2023