Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann March 04, 2012

Samurai Toes

A pronounced, permanent gap between the big and index toes. Generally caused by wearing flip-flops 24/7. Usually seen in Asians and Beach Bums.

Dude: "Can you hand me the remote on the coffee table?"

Other Dude: "I can't reach it."

Dude: "Use your Samurai Toes."

-or-

Dude: "Daaaang girl, your Samurai Toes are so gnarly, you can jack a dick off with it!"

Girl: "Huh?"

by spam&eggs.yo November 22, 2011

hungarian toe

The great toe directly in the asshole

Eliza wasn't having the best day, she politely asked Harry for a Hungarian toe to cheer her up

by Desidodaday March 22, 2016

Gramel Toe

1) Grandma camel toe
2) When a female wears nude colored underwear and has really bad camel toe

Guy: Babe, are you wearing granny panties?
Girl: No, I have to wear these with my white dress.
Guy: Lemme see...woahhhhh! Babe, you got some serious gramel toe!!!!!

by Gramel Toe August 21, 2017

Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 13, 2021

Kodi Toe

When bacteria and fungus of the feet come in contact with a specific type of urine causing an infection with an extremely strong and putrid odor.

"Ewww, Rick took off his vans after skating all day and stepped in Michael's pee, he has the Kodi Toe now!"

by Melinda Marie May 19, 2021

soupy toes

The gross greasy slippery feeling of your toes after wearing your sneakers all day without socks on.

Pulling your feet out and having the insert of your shoe stuck to your toes.

I ran out of clean socks on Friday and had to go commando. By 10am I had such soupy toes, my sweaty feet were sliding all over inside my sneakers. it was a gross and greasy feeling and I had to toss my sneakers out.

by Howie-B April 04, 2020