Nik is a lunge waffle.
by Michael_Haze February 29, 2016
stoned, high, baked, kafackled, tripping
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
used to refer to how you are after you smoke any amount of weed
by JewLay April 20, 2010
Rotten waffle treats all waffles equally. No waffle is superior. No waffle is inferior, in the wise eyes of Rotten Waffle.
by RottenWaffles November 15, 2019
by Clarebear! March 07, 2012
A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)
Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.
by opeN5556 June 16, 2013
When you place your balls and sack in a Waffle iron to flatten them so they can glide between your legs instead of hitting your legs.
by Keeping it real February 20, 2017
by Brycen9117 September 20, 2018