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witch's titty

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").

2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"

2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009
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titty shot

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1. Taking a shot glass filled with liquor and placing it in a woman's cleavage and drinking the shot.

2. Just pouring booze on a woman's naked chest and licking it off.
Last night I took a few titty shots off of some drunk girl at a bar.
by Luke Starkiller December 6, 2007
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titty twister

To grabs ones titty and twist until it turns black and blue.

Also, see purple nurple.
My friend twisted my titty and it hurts like hell.
by I forget January 10, 2004
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fool's titties

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.
Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.
by KVMAN October 9, 2007
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Titty Jelly

When a man has climaxed in the area between your tits. Titty Jelly.
Bob : "I'm going to totally give you some Titty Jelly!"

Sue : "Oh yay! I love me some Titty Jelly!"
by The Kabob Duo April 9, 2009
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muskeg titties

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.
dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!
by filthy ronald October 21, 2010
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squirrel titties

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.
look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy
by mike tarudo June 20, 2010
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