titleist

Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.

A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."

by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006

tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days

lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving

by Big Ant May 24, 2006

titel

A tiny boob (not a pair, a singular boob)

Man, Megan sure has some nice titels.

by Titel8008 May 14, 2015

Tinley Park

Rename the town to Slutley Park. A bunch of nerdy sluts finding you to kiss and sexually possess you are right here in Slutley.

Tinley Park has its own standards and horrors.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Tiglet

A derrogatory term referring to a female piglet's breasts.

An angry man told his piglet wife, "Oh i shoulda known you were f*cking Tyrone!!!! You slut, you whore, YOU TIGLET!!!!

by JRR Biglet March 13, 2009

tile set

A rare, strange and disgusting type of porn.

Fucking hell Pete, stop looking at tile sets and do some fucking work.

by dead_passive October 31, 2014

tilehurst

most probabally worse than whitley in some areas. the snobbier part of tilehurst would be up by the bear inn and water tower. then once your down norcot road, you better start wearing bullet proof jackets, and eat Halal meat.

I live in Tilehurst, by the water tower.. NO, NO, NOT by the Oxford Road.

by K.Dot. May 6, 2009