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war on terror

(Noun) Syn.: war of terror
The comically naive and profoundly ironic US government idea that waging a 20 year campaign of aerial bombardment, oppression and genocide against the people of a far-away country will, somehow, quell their previously fictions desire to do you harm.

Widely known to be an excuse to steal oil from and impose military bases within Iraq.

See also:
WMD
Genocide
Shock and awe
Tony B Liar
George W Bush
Hypocrisy
Irony
Autocrat
Despot
Resolution 1441
Lie
Realist 1: Have you heard, the Americans are calling their invasion of Iraq "the war on terror"?

Realist 2: Who said they don't understand irony?
by Charles K Darwin April 14, 2008
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War Machine

A symbol/metaphor for the intricate body, or even idea at times, that performs the duty of organized conventional and unconventional violence for a cause, ideology, etc.
- Yo, Tyrone, why you going into da military, mang??!?

- Mang!! We gotta keep the War Machine going against the islmamic extremists that seek to kill us Americans, daawg!

- Oh, i see, . thats good. Mang
by Easter E March 6, 2009
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System Wars

System wars is the name of a forum in Gamespot.com where Gamers from 4 different factions (360 lemmings, PS3 cows, wii sheeps and PC hermits) discuss about which is the superior console for gaming, The consoles that are always discussed are the 360, PS3, Wii and the PC. Once every 50000 years, some poor guy comes and post something about other console, which results in the user getting awfully flamed.
SW is always full of threads that compare games or consoles, for example, every 5 seconds some guy post a thread like "THE OFFICIAL GOD OF WAR 3 VS BAYONETTA THREAD!!!!" or "THE OFFICIAL "WHY DOES THE PS3 KICKS ASS AND THE 360 DOESNT" THREAD!"
Its also known as "The middle of the gamespot ocean" because its an extremely violent place full of insults and stupid people who argue all day long, and also because the threads come in "waves". It is guaranteed that if you create a thread and then return to the board, your thread will at least have 5 responses, and it will still be almost at the end of the board, refresh again and it will now have 10 and around the middle, for there iss an average of 8 threads per second.
You shouldn't stay in SW for more than 10 minutes a day, if you stay more, you are guaranteed to be filled with rage, which will result in you posting something that will be considered as trolling, giving you a 3 days or more suspension.
Dont go to system wars without a hazard suit, or you'll get stupid!!!
by girbot December 12, 2009
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war corporatism

\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.
The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.
by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005
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War Pig

Thinking you’re better than others because of what you wear, how you act, what you say, or what you own
Joe is a war pig because he’s bragging about his new car.
by Auditair November 25, 2021
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war wagon

a war wagon in context of use in online mixed martial arts communities is when a thread is created within a mma forum to bring together the fans of a fighter who is about to compete. In the thread most comments / post will be in support of the fighter.
My favorite fighter Rashad Evans is fighting this weekend , so i have created a Rashad Evans War Wagon thread for his fans to show their support
by Jerrylicious May 28, 2010
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Like War

The act of liking everything in your Facebook news feed. When a like war has been declared people will go crazy, walls will be broken, and bi*ches will bi*ch.

During The Like War expect hundreds of notifications and tons of people shaking their fists at you.

Warning: If you attempt to start a like war you will most likely be deleted or blocked by someone.
Ex. #1:
Omer: I'm bored... Time for a Like War *Clicks "Most Recent." Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, comment, like, like, like, like, like, like*
Saugan: *Comments* OH MY GOD STOP IT! I'M GOING TO BLOCK YOU.
Omer: *Like comment*
Saugan: *Delete and block*
Omer: ... Bi*ch

Ex. #2
Omer: *Status* "Let the Like War Begin."

*5 Minutes Later*
Omer: The fuck? 98 Notifications?
by Omer T March 8, 2011
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