cleveland steamers

A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"

by X August 18, 2003

Stanley Steamer

nown - An especially large pungent and fowl smelling pile of fecies that cause a warm, or hot sensation in the rectum and upon exiting the anus. This sensation is usually caused by the remnants of a spicy meal.

"You probably should wait about a half hour before going in there. I just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet that could peel the paint right off the walls."

by Justin Butler November 17, 2003

mormon steamer

When a Mormon gets mad at a non-Mormon and craps in a bag and leaves it for the latter as a gift.

After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.

by joseph q smith December 16, 2011

saudi steamer

when a middle eastern farts in your face during sex

The girl I was with last night gave me a saudi steamer

by champ stevens April 29, 2014

clevland steamer

when you fuck a chick and you use a bunch of lube and when your done the poop just slides out on her chest or vis-versa

i met a ho at da club and me,mark, and danny gave her a clevland steamer.

by logan_the_hogan May 23, 2006

philly steamer

Normally preformed by homo-sexual men. The "Philly steamer" would be the act of, two men deprecating into a cylinder type apertures forcing ones or another deprecation into the opposite party.

Yo, I'm so gay. I Philly steamerd the other night.

by Kevin Hanrahan September 27, 2010

honey steamer

First, use honey as an anal lubricant and jizz in her butt. Then pull out, and have her put her butt in your face. After that, have her fart forcefully, spraying your face with the honey-jizz mixture, (which will look like steam) and the two of you can enjoy licking it off.

For our two-year anniversary, I treated my girlfriend to an all-you-can-eat taco dinner, and when we got home, she treated me to a honey steamer. Yum!

by KAHA November 4, 2008