doin the jamarcus russell

A situation that very few people would wish to be in. It may begin with a person being laid off by his or her employer, but is not necessary. It then involves an excessive amount of syrup sippin followed by a run in with the law.

Yo what's Chris up to tonight?
Oh man you didn't hear? Chris was doin the JaMarcus Russell
Damn, s*@t's weak

by JMoneyThaIllest August 13, 2010

green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth

Yo, I got green russelled last noght.

by Funkygoalie December 17, 2016

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet November 01, 2023

Being a Russell

When a friend tells you to get on an online service such as Xbox or PC, but when you get on, your friend is playing with someone else on a different game not predetermined or a game you do not have, or they simply "dont feel like it anymore". This is especially effective when you are in the middle of something and the person being a Russell interrupts your task.

Man, Adam was being a Russell last night when he told me to play PC with him but when I got on he was playing a game I didn't have and wouldn't play with me

by dmanham123 March 04, 2014

Russel paradox

The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.

You seemed to have gone through the pegs one on such as the “russel paradox”.

by mc.stilts July 18, 2022

Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 07, 2015

Russell Rage

A form of expelling and therefore removing the leftover testosterone from a femboy by means of anger and rage

Pablooo, you’ve got Russell rage again!!

by ToeTinggler69 November 28, 2024