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Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week
That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week
Wanker of the Week by jaffaw July 14, 2009

under the weather

During the days when ships were powered by sail, the captains log documented everything that happended during the day. As sickness could spread rapidly on a ship,there were often times where the number of sailers that were ill exceeded the space provided in the log to record their names. During these times, the excess names of the sick were recorded in the next column, which was reserved for the weather conditions of the day. Thus, it was not unusal for an ill sailor to be listed "under the weather".
Don't get too close to Ahab, he is under the weather today.
under the weather by R. Lowerre December 14, 2008

The Wire 

Chad: "Yo, you watching 'The Wire' tonight?"
Kai: "Of course. I'm not a fucking idiot."
The Wire by K. Magnus June 25, 2009

Off the wall 

So crazy that it is hard to understand
Dang, that was so off the wall crazy, that it was off the wall and then back ON the wall. *credited to a friend of mine* ^_^;;
Off the wall by Greg June 5, 2003

the warrior of geruke

you fuck a girl in the ass while wearing a viking hat and listening to the way i are francesco remix
Samueal Bernard: Hey man how was your night?

Josh R.J. Thompson: It was sick man, i had a the ronaldo spin, how about you?

Samueal Bernard: I was the warrior of geruke
the warrior of geruke by Geruke October 17, 2008

squid and the whale'd

To masturbate and take your ejaculate when finished and wipe it on random/non-random things.
Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?

Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
squid and the whale'd by slole1 October 15, 2011