r tard

Meaning retarded but the people who you are saying it to don't deserve the e

Ryan you are such an R tard for taking the starburst

by Coolguy6969696969 April 30, 2008

fuck tards

Fuck Tard is usually used to call some one a 'fucking retard' withought all the letters and long words. Can be used as an offensive slang, or calling that to a friend who does stuff really really stupid.

Simon walks into a metal pole. he gets up, and looks all confused.
"Nice going fuck tard."
says Alex.

by Seanperry May 13, 2005

zoom tard

A mazda driving idiot that thinks he/she is cool but is actually driving a stock piece of shit with a little bling added.

Stupid zoom tard couldn't do a power slide if he had a rocket up his ass.

by Barmann October 18, 2006

e-tard

Individual whos use of ecstasy has made them stupid

I didn't understand a damn word you just said, e-tard.

by francky March 26, 2007

mega tard

Someone who has left their facebook unattended long enough for a friend to violate it. Used only in the victims facebook status. The number of times 'mega' appears before 'tard' refers to how many times the victim has left their facebook unattended.

"John Smith is mega tard" - the first violation

"Joe Bloggs is mega mega tard" - the second violation

"Timmy Thompson is mega mega mega tard" - the third violation

by fry15 January 13, 2009

tard farmer

1. Someone who participates in tard farming, which is the action of having a job where you deal with a lot of stupid and braindead people at any given point in time who are not your coworkers (note: working in an office full of idiots is called "misfortune", not tard farming).

2. When you are amongst a whole lot of stupid people whom you pointedly don't want to interact with, but they keep coming up to you, anyway. Consequently, they will not go away until you answer their questions or verbally beat them into a bigger oblivion than the one they've known.

1. I swear, sitting at this fucking desk and dealing with inbred hordes of college kids who will never go anywhere in life makes me feel like a tard farmer.
2. Dude, he works for the City University of New York. Natural born tard farmer, if you ask me.

by Abdallah Price May 13, 2010

hoe-tard

a whore that is retarted, or one that is stupid.

that scanky bitch got 1.00 for that fuck, when she could have got 10.00. she's a hoe-tard!!

by nigga bitch August 26, 2004