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He's such a cute nerd he may not think of himself as being cute but I promise he is one. He often loves to play basketball with his pals and he is just goofy that his looks won't even matter to you because he will make you laugh every single time
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Jared is a great significant other and a wonderful and loving father that anyone would be blessed tremendously to have in their life.
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