Jared Ellis

To humiliate someone by rejecting them publicly
Person 1: “Eww I don’t want him to bring me flowers

Person 2: “Jared Ellis his ass!!”
by Keeks maleeks February 25, 2022
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jared

jared is a fucking fun who cheats on everyone he texts he a small shrimp dick that stinks
jared: i’m a fucking dumb ass
girl 1: we know
by hahahaimsofunny June 26, 2025
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Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.
"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"
by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019
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Jared

Person 1: man this "Jared" guy is such a rat he hates fun and just makes gay jokes
by GFreem February 9, 2023
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Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.
D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?
by 420DankShit December 1, 2018
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Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.
OMG look it’s Jared
by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024
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Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator
by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023
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