coffee talk

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved

leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"

by toejobba January 16, 2011

Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...

Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...

by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009

posh coffee

When you ask for a skinny latte but really you just wanna bang the barrista

"The Barrista in starbucks is so good, i think im gonna go get a Posh Coffee"
"Are you sure?"

"Yea, ill take lube too."

by Eldanian January 22, 2016

pumped with coffee

When a man shits inside of a woman's vagina.

Hailea wanted to be pumped with coffee by Tim at Big Woodstock

by 2nd rate April 6, 2017

Vintage Coffee

Coffee that has been left unsupervised and turned cold.

I forgot about my coffee, and I don't like to drink vintage coffee.

by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011

coffee scroll

The formal act of rolling up your penis in a swirll like shape and then firmly pressing it against a glass window. This creating the illusional treat - a coffee scroll.

The clock striked 3 for afternoon tea, the perfect time for a little practical joke thought Jonny, as he huddled guest and friends around the table he quickly scurried away to prepare his afternoon tea surprise- the coffee scroll. Moments had past and still no sign of Jonny or the coffee scroll until a very shocked and utterly surprised Becky spots what she described as Jonny's squashed Johnson being pressed up against the dining room window in a swirl type figure, and there stood a proud Jonny with a big grin on his face from ear to ear giggling away at his mastermind joke and as what he would say - the coffee scroll.

by Dark haired girl January 4, 2018

Homo Coffee

A latte'.

Hi, id like a large homo coffee please.

by littlerslady December 4, 2010