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Brad Lee

Brad Lee is the hottest light skin in the 612. Standing at 6’1, half black half Dominican with eyes that can make you do something dangerous, it’s hard to look a way. One lip bite and you might find yourself acting up… just be sure you have $20 on hand.
Damnnnny’all see Brad Lee today? Wish I had $20 on me.
by Not Brad Lee November 22, 2021
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Brad

Fucking Brad
by JoeBode2000 September 30, 2022
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Brad

The male equivalent of "Karen." Essentially a man who is critical of progressive views, rude to people in the service industries, among other similar behaviors.
"Hey honey, could you get the manager for me? This salmon is cold," Brad to a waitress. "Sir, it's smoked salmon, you fucking Brad," the waitress says as understanding she just lost her $2.13 tip.
by Yumutha69 August 18, 2022
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Bradding

attacking someone for not performing any work, slacking off
Please stop bradding me this early in the morning!
by cmdneo April 19, 2024
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Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.
I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”
by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018
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Big Bad Brad

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.

Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.

Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?

Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 1, 2025
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Biola Brad

Biola Brad (noun):

A male student attending Biola University or any Christian school where ring-by-spring culture thrives and chapel credits are mandatory. Recognizable by his broccoli-shaped haircut or tragic mullet and baggy thrift-store fit that somehow makes him look both feminine and deeply punchable.

Despite being surrounded by beautiful Christian women, he cannot hold a real conversation with one—thanks to a crippling porn addiction and the social skills of a wet paper towel. He values women only for their looks, not their personality.

Though scrawny, he hits the gym once or twice a week with his equally scrawny bros, hogs the bench press, and flexes aggressively in the mirror, convinced he’s making massive gains—despite looking exactly the same. He compensates by talking way too loud, over-explaining lifts, and pretending to coach his friends, thinking it asserts dominance. When a Biola Betty walks in, he grunts louder, loads up too much weight, and drops it dramatically, hoping she’ll notice—she doesn’t.

Still clutching his V-card (not by choice), he fumbles every romantic opportunity so badly he ends up as the “gay best friend”—despite very much not being gay.
Biola Brad strikes again—he just fumbled a perfectly good conversation with a Biola Betty by talking about his fantasy football league.”
by ChapleChronicler February 19, 2025
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