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Batman

Batman dies in endgame
by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023
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The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.
Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.
by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011
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Batman

a mythical fatass that takes up more space than the observable universe
by batman hater March 30, 2025
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batman's parents

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".
by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022
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The golden Batman

Is a safe word for a friend group when you want them to shut up
by Coolfoot7398 May 13, 2024
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them
I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.
by King Sage March 28, 2017
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