One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment right there

by ISRY November 9, 2020

Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by NineK March 18, 2021

huh moment

The moment where someone is talking and you're not paying attention, but trying to be a good person, you nod your head and then say "wait, huh?", making the person re-tell the boring story no one wanted to hear in the first place.

Teacher: *clearly sees student texting*
Teacher: "So Steven, then the square root of 16 is 5 then?
Steven: *nods*
Teacher: "Oh really?"
Steven: "Wait, huh?"

Phillip: "Oh man, Steven just had a real bad huh moment"
Kyle: For real, dude.

by dtubbz53 August 20, 2010

garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do

“man I hate Mondays”
“omg garf moment

by goofygarf January 11, 2023

Bleech Moment

When a faggot spams trap hentai only then to pin it as a joke in a poor attempt to hide his crippling hentai addiction.

I hate this sever
Did someone post hentai in general?
Yes
That's a bleech moment ™

by Gamercord November 7, 2020

Gavin moment

a moment of immense stupidity

that was a Gavin moment

by Isiah miles May 26, 2020