Testicular Manswer

The act of some how contracting testicular cancer by watching too many Manswers episodes about penises

Josh got a bad case of Testicular Manswer after that new episode yesterday.

by MetalBoundBlast April 22, 2010

testicles warm

almost balls hot, but not quite

It was balls hot yesterday... but it's not too bad today, it's only testicles warm.

by shadowgeist October 25, 2010

Testicle Mop

The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).

Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.

by steppinout March 19, 2011

Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013

testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum

Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits

by slimboyfat82 May 16, 2018

testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018

testicletwistingsimulator

bro why did you even just search this up legit go outside and see the sun you weirdo as pedo

lets play testicletwistingsimulator
no weirdun

by penisucker69 October 18, 2021