What da hissy-fit-and-beheading-order-prone Queen of Hearts was trying to claim dat da Knave of Hearts had, since his absconding with da royal pastries had supposedly caused her such tremendous emotional distress.
Since da Knave of Hearts had apparently returned da "sweet treats" dat he'd previously taken (Alice sees them on the courtroom table), would his tart liability have been erased?
by QuacksO March 23, 2025

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

by Gingereeeeeeeee June 12, 2018

by Hillbillyharry1 July 8, 2021

A toilet tart is an attractive woman who likes to get intimate and do naughty things by herself or with others on a toilet
by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023
