take no lip

To refuse to fancy one's interlocutor by not accepting to listen to or be interested in the bullshit protruding from his or her pie-hole.

My boss just walked his ass up the stairs to come and order me to create another dumb ass powerpoint presentation and I informed him that I ain't gonna take no lip today!

by c_c_casper October 14, 2014

Taking a Bogdanoff

To take a shit in the bathtub.

Yea well my kid was taking a bogdanoff last night. Like father like son.

by chuenweing April 14, 2017

taking a frank

taking a shit that prevents your coworkers from entering the bathroom once you finish.

i wouldn't go in there once he comes out, he's taking a frank.

by kuruption11 November 3, 2009

Taking a Larry

While driving in the HOV lane on the expressway, peeing into a cup. Most typically occurs when driving at full speed, so pissing tends to be sporadic, as the driver needs to constantly look up to drive.

Person 1: "Dude! Did you see that guy in the car behind us?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 1: "He was taking a Larry!"

by GrooveAssassin7 July 12, 2010

take a seat

a phrase most commonly used to shut someone down completely.

Sam: hey can i take the pass to go to the bathroom
Teacher: Hey! Take a seat!

by u_lost January 18, 2008

taking the piss

Generally Irish expression with the implications:

1) To joke with someone, to say something without intending it.

2) (Similarly), To lie in an obvious manner.

1) E.g "The guy said I was a dick, but I knew he was taking the piss".

2) E.g "The driver told the Police that he was sober, they said "You're taking the piss" and arrested him.

by joshow March 7, 2016

take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

by lunar shadows January 28, 2005