Tactical Cheese

The addition of a double cheeseburger to your regular Mcdonalds order

“Is that all you want dude?”
“No I’ll ‘av a tactical cheese anorl”

by eve_hessx June 16, 2018

tactical erection

(n) An intentional erection executed as a part of a thought out plan.

The man used a tactical erection to knock out the robbers and escaped.

by Fillosofer March 4, 2021

tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad November 25, 2015

Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.

Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!

by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025

Tactical Aquactical

A proactive drink of water on a night out used to prevent a nasty hangover and the necessity of a “Taccy Vom”.

“Oi mate, that’s 3 in a row for you. How about a Tactical Aquactical so you can survive the night?”

by Ozperspective November 5, 2022

quick tactical

When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.

"I was going round to my girlfriends house in five so i had to smack out a quick tactical."

by Jake C March 14, 2014

Tactical Glaze

A spin-off of glazing, but by which the glazer has purposeful intent behind their meatriding. Used as a means to an end, or in this case a glaze quid pro quo, if you will.

Me: "Hey boss, did you get your hair cut, you're looking sharp today!"
Friend: "How's it taste? You're doing tricks on it."
Me: "Tactical glaze. My review is next week."

by FrickyFrickyFresh July 2, 2024