tactical diarrhea

an extreme version of explosive diarrhea but nuke like when shitting with tactical diarrhea there's a chance you make a massive mess in the toilet

James has tactical diarrhea and everytime he shits his toilet gets destroyed rarely but his rich parents are treating him with medicine and new toilets

by Chungus manBruh September 27, 2021

Thizz Tactics

Stupid shit you do when youre rolling (on ecstasy)

One time me and my friend got so high we didnt notice and walked in the girls bathroom at wal-mart. at 2 in the morning. to rail another bomb haha thizz tactics for sure

by E-Blurr November 20, 2010

Tactical German hand edge

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.

John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*

by The Görmen August 21, 2022

tactical retweet

An offensive blog war maneuver used in a counter attack while trying to spin the truth.

“Sir. We’re getting out ass kicked. We must pull back!”

“Retreat? Bullshit. We will Facebook his right flank and Retweet his ass!”
“Tactical retweet! Brilliant sir! Permission to kiss your ass?”

by Walter von Dichische March 19, 2011

tactically

King of PvP.

Tactically, you are a king!

by Taqtical January 2, 2017

Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.

Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.

by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024

Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025