Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.
by Ishmael2021 January 06, 2021
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Get the Skin Trumpet mug.When you eat the ass of a woman (or man) whilst making a ululating sound. this will give off the sound of a ukulele, whilst playing the trumpet
Hey man, were you giving my mum the ukulele trumpet last night? It was pretty loud.
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
You hear that noise last night? That was me playing the ukelele trumpet on your sister!
by Sthepen the 17th of Auckland a May 22, 2016
Get the Ukelele Trumpet mug.A trumpet is a blown musical instrument commonly used in classical and jazz ensembles. The trumpet group contains the instruments with the highest register in the brass family.
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Get the Trumpet mug.Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.
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Get the Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange mug.When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
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