Sketchy Tom

This man is the sketchiest being in existence. He is the Sketchy OverLord, and if anyone opposes him, they disappear for all eternity. His face has never been seen but it is said that his hair glows like a matchstick. The brighter it is, the more souls he has consumed.

Person 1: Bro, my brother opposed Sketchy Tom!! He has disappered!!
Person 2: I'll start putting together a funeral.

by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020

Tom Hanksed

An occurrence or action where one believes or insinuates consciousness on an inanimate object.

This woman I work with totally Tom Hanksed the technology in the office and made it seem as though it was consciously evil.

by The Tom Hansksed Dictionary July 8, 2021

Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

by Muff Potter February 9, 2014

Shit Tom

When your phone finally learns to spell curse words but still manages to fuck it up.

Shit Tom is used to express the awe in how someone finally learns a new task only to fuck up the part they should know.

Shit Tom, that's a great omelet why are there egg shells in it?

by Joey Bobby November 9, 2019

tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid

you're such a tom barber

by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019

Tom Cruise It

When you take a shit so bad that you have to get in the shower and wash it off

noah: dude i ate 4 burritos from taco bell and later that night i ended up having to tom cruise it

brandon: that's gross bro

by TacosDestroyEvil August 18, 2018

Tom Fahey

To be above reproach in all things, or to be equally intelligent and beautiful. To be Tom Fahey is to be always right. Linked to a laidback cynical demeanor it cannot be encapsulated by mere gestures or attidus. To be Tom Fahey is a way of life.

OMG see that guy smoking a joint over there, he is so Tom Fahey.

I was walkin down the road and the existence of Tom Fahey shattered my mental capacities.

by PropaPlopa May 18, 2011