Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013

league theory

The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.

According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.

League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.

by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009

Theogony

An account of the origin of the gods.

The Theogony is a poem by Hesiod (8th-7th century BCE) describing the origins and genealogies of the gods of the ancient Greeks, composed circa 700 BCE. It is written in the same artificial Epic dialect of Ancient Greek used by Homer.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 1, 2010

crackpot theory

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

TheOdd1sOut

A famous YouTube animator, also known as James Rallison, with about 12M subscribers.

Johnny: Dude! Have you watched TheOdd1sOut’s new video?!

Dak: Yeah! It was lit!

by Pseudonymous Bosch May 29, 2019

Quantum Theory

The Quantum mechanics is a fundamental theory in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles. It is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information science. It is provides accurate descriptions for many previously unexplained phenomena, such as black-body radiation and the stability of the orbitals of electrons in atoms. It has also given insight into the workings of many different biological systems, including smell receptors and protein structures. This is the hardest part of physics since you are able to create many advanced, high tech things.

“Did you know the quantum theory is-“-Max Planck
“Shut up and stop being a nerd”-Niels Bohr

by SasorSauce December 16, 2022

Anime Theory

On Apr 10-Jul 2, 2019, I was watching One Punch Man Season 2 when I found something strange. In case you didn’t know, many people from that show were eating demon cells to turn into a monstrous, powerful creature. That when I noticed a key detail. The Demon Cell. This looked exactly like something that would cause a huge change in the world a few months later. Covid. I can confidently tell you that the creator of this show knew about this when he first started planning this. He wanted to try to warn the people watching the show but the message couldn’t go through, causing what is happening today.

“It is up to I, to solve the legendary One Punch Man Demon Cell/Covid Anime Theory”-Random Anime Lover
“Nice”-Michael Rosen

by SasorSauce December 16, 2022