get off of social media

To take an hiatus of social media (lol)
You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.
by thecharacterwannie June 09, 2022
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Derporate Media

Corporate media that dumbs people down with propaganda to benefit corporate oligarchs who profit from sweatshops, underpaid workers, child slaves, anti-abortion laws to attack women's rights, endless wars, businesses that destroy Earth's livability, etc.
I hate watching derporate media from CNN, FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, Hollywood, YouTube, etc.
by PurpleSkies July 25, 2023
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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 01, 2024
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Media Multitasker

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.
Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker
by Taraaaaaaaaa September 06, 2008
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Soda social media

Trendy pop bullshit that hypnotizes everyone.

Ex: reality tv.

All of it is fake.
Did you see that merch it is amazing.

Wow her ass is huge.

I want to be a Kardashian Too so I’ll say merch and put tubs of silicone in my ass.

#Soda social media
by FeatherD January 25, 2019
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ATX Personal Computer Cases Without Media Players Is Video Game Catridges
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social media single

When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
by Shannahan5 January 30, 2016
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